Definitions of Designations:
Project Manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.
Developer is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.
Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks a single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
Client is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a baby.
Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no woman or man is available.
Resource Optimization Team thinks they don’t need a man or woman; they’ll produce a child with zero resources.
Documentation Team thinks they don’t care whether the child is delivered; they’ll just document it in 9 months.
Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.
Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the right baby.
HR Manager is a person who thinks that a donkey can deliver a human baby in 9 months.